Government-Speak
You
hear them talking or read a paragraph from a city document.
Everyday, they
come up with new terms and words to describe what otherwise might not be
acceptable to the public. It's called Government-Speak, likened to George
Orwell's 1984, where today's progressive government probably got the
idea.
An example might sound like this: “Even as stakeholders engage in
inclusive dialogue, various forms of outreach on multi-model transportation will
be the catalyst in the revitalization and connectivity as part of a diverse and
multicultural community.” HUH??
Now read
below the meanings they want you to get and what they really mean:
Stakeholder:
What they want you to think: Applying to those who have a vested interest in an
area, like you the resident.
What it really means: Those who
have invested heavily in a certain outcome for their benefit.
Outreach:
What they want you
to think: Engaging in public conversation for your input on city
projects
before they start.
What it really means: Pretending to care what you
think when the project is already a done deal.
Multi-modal:
What they want
you to think: a vast array of ways to move the public from point A to point B.
What it really means: Light Rail, period.
Dialogue:
What they want you
to think: Listening to both sides to be fair and balanced.
What they really mean: Telling you what you will have to put up with.
Inclusive:
What they
want you to think: Letting everyone join in. What they really mean: Forced
acceptance
by you.
Consensus:
What they want you
to think: Coming to a majority conclusion during a non-voting work study
session.
What they really mean: If four agree, it will be done.
Connectivity:
What they want you to think: Various ways of getting from one place to another.
What they really mean: Light Rail, period.
Multi-cultural:
What they want
you to think: many different races of people.
What they really mean: LGBT
So now, the harmless statement above can be
read as this: “Even as developers and council talk about including an LGBT
ordinance, we still have to pretend to listen to the public via work study
before deciding to run light rail through the downtown.”
Of course
the last one backfired on them as we took any form of fixed rail out of the
transportation master plan. Sometimes what's good for the goose is good for the
gander!
Guy
Phillips
Scottsdale City Council